Clumsiness is not a lifestyle choice, it is a curse. Everyone around you assumes it's an act, or you are trying to be cute on purpose, but, for the person living it, there is nothing cute about it. It's a real struggle to get past through the day without wrecking things, or getting into an accident. Here's a glimpse into the life of a clumsy person.
Only you know how many of your most beloved clothes you had to throw out cause you couldn't get the spaghetti stain off them. And God Forbid if you ever want to buy anything white, now that just sounds unnatural!
And if someday you allow yourself some happiness and feel all confident by wearing your sexiest pair of heels, you literally walk right into someone and stab their feet. Well, at least for a change, it wasn't you who ended up with a bruise right?!
In the middle of any game, with no fault of yours, you smack your own teammates in the head with the ball, which is why you try to stay as far away from any form of sports as possible.
You have managed to trip on a flat surface in the middle of a crowded room, your cell phone always goes off in the movies, and then it takes you at least 5 min to rummage it from your bag.
You can't afford to get too excited about anything, before you make some loud hand gesture out of excitement, knocking down a bunch of things or hitting people in the eye. Excitement only leads to more embarrassment for you in the end.
You are now the definition of clumsy and there is no helping it, and so you have come to terms with being the way you are and accepted your fate.
If you are a perpetually clumsy being and struggling with your awkwardness on a daily basis, just remember that you are not alone,there are a bunch of other fabulous clumsy people who are facing the same problems just like you. The trick is to laugh it off and move on.