Funny Movie Lines

A good sense of humor is not everybody's forte. I guess some people might just need some help from the movies. Having hard time remembering some funny movie lines? Scroll to read some funny quotes from movies...
Truly funny movies are a rare genre. You may find spoof, parody or slapstick comedy in movies. But finding a movie which is both witty and satirical at the same time, thus creating hilarious moments for you to laugh at, is something which you don't expect from any run-of-the-mill movie. However, there are a few funny movies which are remain close to the heart and mind of the viewers in spite of being underrated by critics.
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Tight corners and trapped situations of life bring out the best and worst in one. Likewise, movies mimic real life. You must have seen some dozens of hijack or plane crash movies. Ever wondered how in a matter of life and death, the characters in the movie are able to flirt, romance or even joke for that matter?
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" ~ Airplane
"Jack: It's a game. If he gets the money he wins, if the bus blows up he wins.
Annie: What if you win?
Jack: Then tomorrow we'll play another one.
Annie: But I'm not available to drive tomorrow. Busy." ~ Speed
(This is not too hilarious, I know, it's just that Speed does top the list of my favorite action flicks and of course, Sandra Bullock has always been witty, be it a bomb ticking in the vicinity or proposing to a guy out in the streets.)
"Inspector Cobb: We'll be back to pick you up in fifteen minutes.
John McClane: Take your time. I expect to be dead in four." ~ Die Hard 3
"Its like when I'm right I'm right, when I'm wrong I could be right, so I'm still right cause I coulda been wrong, you know, and I'm sorry cause I could be wrong right now, I could be wrong, but if I'm right..." ~ Get Rich or Die Tryin'
"We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence." ~ Demolition Man
It Gets Dumb and Dumber!
Have you seen really dumb guys cracking wisecracks or what they think are wisecracks? Let's just sail through some of the dumbest characters quipping some lines which caused laugh riots among the audience.
"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention." ~ Dumb and Dumber
"My name is Dewey Finn. And, no, I'm not a licensed teacher, but I have been touched by your kids. And I'm pretty sure I've touched them." ~ School of Rock
"Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat." ~ Dumb and Dumber
"Lord...whatever I've done to piss you off...if you could just get me out of this and somehow let me know what it was I promise to rectify the situation." ~ Maverick
"Ya know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver, faster than you could say "police brutality." ~ National Lampoon's Vacation
"Mr. West, not every situation requires your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody's dead, try to ask a question or two." ~ Wild Wild West
"Please tell me you speak English. I'm Detective Carter. Do you speak any English? Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?" ~ Rush Hour
"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha." ~ Shrek
"Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Do not leave Europe!
Yuri: But we have matches in Asia.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: All right. Do not leave Europe or Asia!
Yuri: And we also have a match in Brazil.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Do not leave Europe, Asia, or the Americas!" ~ The Pink Panther
Crazy, Stupid Love
I can't really wrap it up without citing some movie quotes about love. You know, it's true that love makes you blind, deaf, dumb and to top it, absolutely stupid. Perhaps, these funny movie sayings would give a hint into what I am talking about.
"You once said you liked me just as I am and I just wanted to say likewise. I mean there are stupid things your mom buys you, tonight's another... classic. You're haughty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation and I seriously believe that you should rethink the length of your sideburns. But, you're a nice man and I like you. If you wanted to pop by some time that might be nice... more than nice." ~ Bridget Jones's Diary
"My husband and I fell in love at first sight... maybe I should have taken a second look." ~ Crimes and Misdemeanors
"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love; but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love; to be happy then is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy; therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down." ~ Love and Death
(Whoa! No wonder this movie was called love and death)
"I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and... um... settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that!" ~ Four Weddings and a Funeral
"All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband." ~ When Harry Met Sally
Well, laughter is one infectious disease which you don't want to short of. So, keep watching movies which tickle your funny bone. Moreover, you can memorize these funny quotes and recite them in a get together for a laugh riot.