Knock Knock Jokes That are Classic Dumb Yet Rather Funny

Knock Knock Jokes
Playing with words can be hilarious, and knock knock jokes are the best example of this. We have, for you, a compilation of some of the funniest jokes in the knock knock genre, which is bound to leave you in splits.
Entertainism Staff
Last Updated: Jun 3, 2018
Convincingly the best known format of pun, knock knock jokes can lighten up even the tense moments in the group. These short, hilarious jokes revolve around situations wherein a person knocks on the door, encounters a query from someone already inside, and replies with a pun. Even though there are no doors involved, the timing, presentation, and―most important of all―the pun involved add to their humor quotient.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Although these jokes make everyone laugh, they are most popular among the kids and young adults. While their short and simple format is appealing to kids, the pun involved can make the youngsters go crazy with laughter. That, however, doesn't mean your elders won't enjoy these jokes. In fact, there are chances that they may enjoy them even more than you.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ach!
Ach who?
God Bless You!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
B-4!
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Butter!
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woo!
Woo who?
Don't get too excited, it's just a joke!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Hoo!
Hoo who?
Is there an owl in here?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yule!
Yule who?
Yule never know.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police let us in, it's cold out here.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub ... I'm dwowning!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Repeat!
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia when I get back!

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Doctor!
Doctor Who?
You just said it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

Though these jokes are popular in various parts of the world, they are widely established in the US, Canada, France, South Africa, Ireland, Australia, and the United Kingdom. They are quite popular in regional languages as well. While the term 'knock knock' is quite common in English language, the French resort to 'toc toc', and in Africa, they say 'klop klop'.