The best comedy movies I have ever watched are Snatch (2000) and Ted (2012). Well, some may not second my opinion, but then, comedy movies are always so subjective. The comical aspect of any movie depends on the viewer's own sense of humor and their perceptive. For instance, while I was going gaga over Snatch after watching it, a friend of mine remarked, "What's so funny about the movie? It's dark and serious!" Likewise, the movies that have been listed below may be comical for some, while not for others. Well, to each his own. In an alphabetical order, the list is as follows.
*While you are going through the list of movies, spare a moment to read the quotes accompanying them.
I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.
(500) Days of Summer
I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom.
Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
A Prairie Home Companion
She shot that bastard in the heart, And ruined his nice suit!
Adam & Steve
Yeah, he is a shrink. I think he knows more about this stuff than us. He has a degree. We just have Oprah.
Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four.
Did you see 'The Little Mermaid' on TV yesterday? Ariel, she's so hot.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
I'm sorry I was so rude before... but... it's difficult for me... to... express myself... when I am on the verge of... exploding in my pants.
Burn After Reading
Madam, you are mistaken. I'm Assistant Cultural Attaché. The organs of State Security are not allowed to function within the borders of your country.
McQueen and Sally parked beneath the tree / K-I-S-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-T.
He's so good looking, what, with those big, open wheels...
I guess when you combine mass quantities of cough syrup with yodels... you get acid.
Dan in Real Life
There's rightness in our wrongness.
If we are going to pay this much for crab it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!
Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it.
Wanna wake-up wit' a ice pick in your eye?
I'm sorry I spat on your dog. I have no recollection of that.
She's laughing. How could she sit there and laugh and look so beautiful?
For Your Consideration
Is that my sweet Rachel's voice I heard? Or am I just goin' meshuga?
You know, you're the only human being I know who snores when he's awake.
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
There's apple, bubble gum and Tandoori. I know it sounds gross, but have two of them and you won't feel your face.
Hotel for Dogs
You sold a guy a rock in a box for $20.
I Love You Phillip Morris
Love sure is a funny thing. Makes you happy, makes you sad, makes you do all sorts of things you never thought you'd do before. In fact, love's the reason I'm laying here dying.
Well, I think you're stressed, and that's why you eat so much. I mean, it's hard to get fat on a vegan diet.
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Let me tell you about the time I used a sharpened clam shell to turn a T-Rex into a T-Rachel.
Ice Age: The Meltdown
See this ground? It's covered in ice! A thousand years ago it was covered in ice, and a thousand years from now, it will still be ice!
Ice Age: Continental Drift
We met some dinosaurs. It made no sense, but it sure was exciting.
With no power, comes no responsibility. Except, that wasn't true.
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop." This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
Kung Fu Panda
Then I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.
Kung Fu Panda 2
It's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it'll part you; part of you here, part of you there, and part of you way over there staining the wall!
Life of Brian
If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Grandpa Lucifer always said it was better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. Well, I'm tired of serving in Hell.
I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes!
Stop him! He's carrying scissors and hand cream!
Grab your bags and empty your bladders, it's gonna be a long trip.
Typical isn't it? You wait 20 years for a dad and then three come along at once.
You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi, I'm afraid no one can hear you!... Uh, why isn't she screaming?
Monsters vs. Aliens
Boys, set the terror level at code brown, 'cause I need to change my pants.
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
My mother told me, "Gaston, there are many people in the world, and in order to get along, you have to try and make everyone happy." That is why I became a waiter, so I can make people happy.
Mr. Bean's Holiday
What good is a cop with a broken heart?
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Go and hide out somewhere. San Diego, Tahiti, Utah. No! Not Utah. Utah sucks.
National Lampoon's Vacation
I'm making out a check for $1000, all you have to do is give me $300 in cash and keep the $700, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep.
New in Town
Remember, whatever you do to my daughter, I do to you.
I won! Look at this! I won $11 million! Can you believe it? Look at that! I won $11 million. Did you see that? I can't believe it!
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.
What? No! You're in Paris now, baby! My town! No brother of mine eats rejecta-menta in my town!
Run Fat Boy Run
The only serious relationship I've been in ended in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat.
I was born into the Hebrew persuasion, but when I got older I converted to narcissism.
Sex and the City
Forty is the last age a woman can be photographed in a wedding dress without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext.
I refuse to be embarrassed by a car that looks like a Trapper Keeper.
Shaun of the Dead
Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.
Donkey, if that was me, you'd be dead!
Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
Shrek the Third
You know, Shrek, you're all right. You just need to do a little less yelling, and use more soap.
Shrek Forever After
There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest! Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?
I had such bad acne last year that I pretty much became, like, an expert on the stuff...
John, I look like something you give to your kid when you tell 'em Grandma died.
The 40 Year Old Virgin
No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
If you don't wanna be my friend anymore because I'm black, you just let me know.
The Boat That Rocked
I find alcohol rather sharpens my mind...
Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay.
The Hangover Part II
I wish monkeys could Skype. Maybe someday.
The Ice Harvest
My mother's always telling me I gotta control my anger, channel my energy into something more positive. Makes me want to slap her silly.
The Longest Yard
Shit does happen. I mean, look what happened to your ears.
I am a big fan of the "Everybody's got to pee" theory of assassination.
The Naked Gun - From the Files of Police Squad!
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
The Simpsons Movie
Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.
The Three Stooges
So, you boys on Facebook? I'll poke you. Better yet, I'll tweet you.
The Wedding Singer
Now let's cut the stupid cake because I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon...
Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.
Son of a building block! It's Woody!
Toy Story 2
Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.
Toy Story 3
Hey buddy, you might wanna keep your mouth shut.
Psst - Computer, define "dancing".
What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water?
What Happens in Vegas
Do you even know how to drive an automatic?
You Kill Me
I missed dinner last night because I got drunk with little Irish people.
Youth in Revolt
In the movies the good guy gets the girl. In real life it's usually the prick.
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
We wants lee-khwa-heed kny-troha-gesawin!
Whew! That's one long list. Now, all you have to do is pick your favorite movies from this list, and gear up for some great ROFL time! Cheers!