Laugh Till Your Belly Aches With These Best Comedy Movies

What will we do without the comedy movies that give us bellyaching entertainment and leave us gasping? Let’s revisit some of the funniest movies of all time, shall we?

The best comedy movies I have ever watched are Snatch (2000) and Ted (2012). Well, some may not second my opinion, but then, comedy movies are always so subjective. The comical aspect of any movie depends on the viewer’s own sense of humor and their perceptive. For instance, while I was going gaga over Snatch after watching it, a friend of mine remarked, “What’s so funny about the movie? It’s dark and serious!” Likewise, the movies that have been listed below may be comical for some, while not for others. Well, to each his own. In an alphabetical order, the list is as follows.

*While you are going through the list of movies, spare a moment to read the quotes accompanying them.

27 Dresses

I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.

(500) Days of Summer

I don’t know how to tell you this, but… there’s a Chinese family in our bathroom.

Airplane!

Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

A Prairie Home Companion

She shot that bastard in the heart, And ruined his nice suit!

Adam & Steve

Yeah, he is a shrink. I think he knows more about this stuff than us. He has a degree. We just have Oprah.

Adventureland

Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four.

American Pie

Did you see ‘The Little Mermaid’ on TV yesterday? Ariel, she’s so hot.

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

Anger Management

I’m sorry I was so rude before… but… it’s difficult for me… to… express myself… when I am on the verge of… exploding in my pants.

Burn After Reading

Madam, you are mistaken. I’m Assistant Cultural Attaché. The organs of State Security are not allowed to function within the borders of your country.

Cars

McQueen and Sally parked beneath the tree / K-I-S-somethin’-somethin’-somethin’-T.

Cars 2

He’s so good looking, what, with those big, open wheels…

Click

I guess when you combine mass quantities of cough syrup with yodels… you get acid.

Dan in Real Life

There’s rightness in our wrongness.

Date Night

If we are going to pay this much for crab it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!

Despicable Me

Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it.

Dirty Deeds

Wanna wake-up wit’ a ice pick in your eye?

Due Date

I’m sorry I spat on your dog. I have no recollection of that.

Flipped

She’s laughing. How could she sit there and laugh and look so beautiful?

For Your Consideration

Is that my sweet Rachel’s voice I heard? Or am I just goin’ meshuga?

Get Smart

You know, you’re the only human being I know who snores when he’s awake.

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

There’s apple, bubble gum and Tandoori. I know it sounds gross, but have two of them and you won’t feel your face.

Hotel for Dogs

You sold a guy a rock in a box for $20.

I Love You Phillip Morris

Love sure is a funny thing. Makes you happy, makes you sad, makes you do all sorts of things you never thought you’d do before. In fact, love’s the reason I’m laying here dying.

Ice Age

Well, I think you’re stressed, and that’s why you eat so much. I mean, it’s hard to get fat on a vegan diet.

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Let me tell you about the time I used a sharpened clam shell to turn a T-Rex into a T-Rachel.

Ice Age: The Meltdown

See this ground? It’s covered in ice! A thousand years ago it was covered in ice, and a thousand years from now, it will still be ice!

Ice Age: Continental Drift

We met some dinosaurs. It made no sense, but it sure was exciting.

Kick-Ass

With no power, comes no responsibility. Except, that wasn’t true.

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

You don’t get it, do you? This isn’t “good cop, bad cop.” This is fag and New Yorker. You’re in a lot of trouble.

Kung Fu Panda

Then I guess my body doesn’t know I’m the Dragon Warrior yet. It’s gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.

Kung Fu Panda 2

It’s a gift. It’s your parting gift, in that it’ll part you; part of you here, part of you there, and part of you way over there staining the wall!

Life of Brian

If you want to join the People’s Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.

Little Nicky

Grandpa Lucifer always said it was better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. Well, I’m tired of serving in Hell.

Madagascar

I’m ten years old. My life is half over and I don’t even know if I’m black with white stripes or white with black stripes!

Madagascar 2

Stop him! He’s carrying scissors and hand cream!

Madagascar 3

Grab your bags and empty your bladders, it’s gonna be a long trip.

Mamma mia!

Typical isn’t it? You wait 20 years for a dad and then three come along at once.

Megamind

You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi, I’m afraid no one can hear you!… Uh, why isn’t she screaming?

Monsters vs. Aliens

Boys, set the terror level at code brown, ’cause I need to change my pants.

Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life

My mother told me, “Gaston, there are many people in the world, and in order to get along, you have to try and make everyone happy.” That is why I became a waiter, so I can make people happy.

Mr. Bean’s Holiday

What good is a cop with a broken heart?

My Super Ex-Girlfriend

Go and hide out somewhere. San Diego, Tahiti, Utah. No! Not Utah. Utah sucks.

National Lampoon’s Vacation

I’m making out a check for $1000, all you have to do is give me $300 in cash and keep the $700, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep.

New in Town

Remember, whatever you do to my daughter, I do to you.

Ocean’s Thirteen

I won! Look at this! I won $11 million! Can you believe it? Look at that! I won $11 million. Did you see that? I can’t believe it!

Ocean’s Eleven (2001)

I’m gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.

Ratatouille

What? No! You’re in Paris now, baby! My town! No brother of mine eats rejecta-menta in my town!

Run Fat Boy Run

The only serious relationship I’ve been in ended in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat.

Scoop

I was born into the Hebrew persuasion, but when I got older I converted to narcissism.

Sex and the City

Forty is the last age a woman can be photographed in a wedding dress without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext.

Sex Drive

I refuse to be embarrassed by a car that looks like a Trapper Keeper.

Shaun of the Dead

Just look at the face: it’s vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who’s lost a bet.

Shrek

Donkey, if that was me, you’d be dead!

Shrek 2

Oh, Shrek. Don’t worry. Things just seem bad because it’s dark and rainy and Fiona’s father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.

Shrek the Third

You know, Shrek, you’re all right. You just need to do a little less yelling, and use more soap.

Shrek Forever After

There’s a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest! Don’t you find that a wee bit suspicious?

Superbad

I had such bad acne last year that I pretty much became, like, an expert on the stuff…

Ted

John, I look like something you give to your kid when you tell ’em Grandma died.

The 40 Year Old Virgin

No, I’m not gay. I’m just celibate.

The Animal

If you don’t wanna be my friend anymore because I’m black, you just let me know.

The Boat That Rocked

I find alcohol rather sharpens my mind…

The Hangover

Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don’t, but do me a favor: don’t text me, it’s gay.

The Hangover Part II

I wish monkeys could Skype. Maybe someday.

The Ice Harvest

My mother’s always telling me I gotta control my anger, channel my energy into something more positive. Makes me want to slap her silly.

The Longest Yard

Shit does happen. I mean, look what happened to your ears.

The Matador

I am a big fan of the “Everybody’s got to pee” theory of assassination.

The Naked Gun – From the Files of Police Squad!

It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.