Short jokes are great stress busters and help ease the tension in life. The following article will cover some hilarious short jokes that will make you roll in laughter.
Just for Laughs
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Once an old man says:
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
But when a fifteen year married couple smiles everyone wonders why..!!!
Caught you smiling! Jokes do make you smile; some even make you roll on the floor. They are really good to change a boring mood to a cheerful one. If you’re bored doing nothing, you can quickly scroll through these jokes, and I am sure you’re gonna roll on the floor laughing and giggling. Given below are several lighthearted jokes. Read them, and don’t complain if your sides hurt.
Applicant: Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I am responsible.
Passenger: Because if I lose one, that second ticket will save me.
Bus conductor: What if you lose both?
Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!
Answer: An impasta
The doctor says: “I have some good news and some bad news.”
The man says: “OK, give me the good news first.”
The doctor says: “The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.”
The man replies: “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”
The doctor says: “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.”
God greets them and asks, “When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first cop says: “I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force.”
The second police officer says: “I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty.”
The last cop replies: “I would like to hear them say … Look, he’s Moving!”
Answer: So she could draw blood.
Dad: “Hmm… You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That’s confidential.
When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:
“Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?”
The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I’m sorry.“
At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: “Will it take ME?”
Webster: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Webster: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
Even after you pray, if you are still in Darkness – Please ‘PAY THE ELECTRICITY BILL’.
Mike to his teacher Mr. Black: Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.
Mr. Black: Why did it make you late?
Mike: Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time.
A soothing voice at the other end says, “Don’t worry, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s really dead.“
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. “Okay,” he says nervously to the operator. “What do I do next?”
John: An angel!
A crowd of women in heaven?
John: A host of angels!
All the women in heaven?
John: PEACE ON EARTH!
Employee: Who’s there?
Boss: Not you anymore
She doesn’t trust me and I don’t understand her.
Answer: Love marriage is impulsive suicide, Arranged marriage is planned murder.
‘Crikey!‘ responded her father, ‘That was short, darling, you usually talk for 2 hours or more. What happened?‘
‘Oh,’ Sally smiled, ‘It was a wrong number.‘
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
‘Well, no, sir,‘ he replied. ‘I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.‘
They say laughter is the best medicine, and such short jokes serve as small doses. Hope you enjoyed reading them.